My Fringe In Tweets
It's the longest and quickest month of the year so I've documented it in the only way a millennial knows how. On Twitter.
Things started well, almost civilised infact.
An #EdFringe Breakfast. pic.twitter.com/qpzu2BxgS2
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 8, 2017
It quickly descended into not knowing the day, date or what way up was.
I'm on Fringe time and do not know what day it is.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 14, 2017
If Banksy were Scottish.
If there was one #EdFringe poster that DIDN'T need a penis drawn on it...
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 18, 2017
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Three Stars pic.twitter.com/2RWsPDumWg
The one refuge I had was a quiet cup of tea, but I couldn't even get that right.
I'm so tired I accidentally put my milk in the teapot.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 19, 2017
I've spent too long at #edfringe
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Review, 5 Stars pic.twitter.com/wmUys46fa5
It is actually possible to not see a wall for the whole month of August in Edinburgh, because of posters. This however is next level.
"I want flyers everywhere! Walls, windows, stumps!"
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 21, 2017
"Stumps sir?"
"YOU HEARD ME!"#EdFringe #EdFringeReview
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Four Stars pic.twitter.com/P2L6nUkTpV
The winner of 'Joke Of The Fringe' - "I dont like the new pound coin, well I hate all change"
AWARD-WINNING FRINGE JOKS BEING BADLY RE-TOLD ON THE NEWS.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 22, 2017
A THREAD https://t.co/fcmiZraS5r
This is normal here...
Tonight I was pulled on stage and spanked with an EU flag while drinking German beer.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 22, 2017
Thanks @catrionaknox #EdFringe
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 Stars pic.twitter.com/qdP5t1dKPi
When a utility is more wise than you.
Life advice from a hand dryer.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 25, 2017
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 Stars #EdFringe pic.twitter.com/ROA3uqSbmA
Accurate to how I felt at the time.
Even the poster walls have given up.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 26, 2017
⭐️⭐️ Two Stars. #EdFringe pic.twitter.com/fCHRw3FMyi
This is how it ends; not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Highlight of the #EdFringe getting a Will and Grace DVD stuck in my laptop.
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) August 28, 2017
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Three Stars