No i’m not Irish, but thanks for asking.
Iron Bru? Anyone? No?
Wait, everyone tips, all the time?
Oh, sorry, It’s my accent. Let me say that again.
No i’m not related to you.
Oh you’re proud of your Scottish heritage, that’s nice.
Yes I’ve seen Braveheart, no I wasn’t in it.
Yes I’ve seen Outlander, no I haven’t been in it.
I don’t have a kilt with me, its heavy.
I don’t have a clan or a tartan, some do, I don’t.
Yea, I did vote in the referendum.
Seriously, you have to tip every time?
No I’m not explaining the referendum to you.
No, I don’t want to talk about Brexit.
Oh you’ve been to London, that’s not Scotland.
Im not from Edinburgh or Glasgow but I’m from, (INSERT PLACE HERE)